Brady Bunch Gone Wild: The ColdHeat Cordless Glue Gun
For the glue-gunning family, a new tool looms on the horizon. The new ColdHeat Freestyle cordless glue gun has so many features that make it family friendly: the silicon tip that minimizes chances of burns and dripping. The automatic shut off helps with those forgetful moments and fine trigger control allows precision projects. It can be used anywhere in the house since it doesn't need to be plugged in, and the battery charge can last as long as an hour and half. Forget crafting and school projects; just release your imagination. Warning: letting your imagination run wild can lead to ideas like the ones we list here, none of which should actually be tried by anyone who is not a member of a cartoon family.
Are babysitting costs just eating a hole in your budget? Then just leave the kids at home literally glued to the TV. They won't want to go anywhere, and they won't be able to even if they want to! And now that your toddler is finally able to walk, prevent them from getting into trouble; blue their Pampers to the floor.
Teenagers forever running up your cell phone bill? Glue their cell phones shut and end those pesky text message charges forever.
Moms, are you tired of picking up clutter from the floor? There's no room in the house that couldn't use a little Freestyle maintenance. Glue that clutter to the ceiling and walls and there will be no more tripping over it. The cordless Freestyle makes it a snap! Got a Joan Crawford thing about wire hangers? A few dollops from the ColdHeat Freestyle will have your clothes hanging on the walls wrinkle free. But wait, there's more for the mom who hates to cook: glue those pots and pans into the cabinets and insist on dinner out.
Tired of Dad wearing that same old ratty shirt week after week? Does he dig it out of the laundry, and even out of the trash when you've had enough? Give him a subtle hint, the Freestyle way! Glue it into the bottom of the trash bin where it belongs.
And what about Dad? How can he use the ColdHeat Freestyle? It can almost eliminate the need for Duct Tape as a repair tool. No need for a hammer and nails to hang pictures, just hot glue them to the walls. A dollop of hot glue can fix all your plumbing leaks.
Is someone in your house trying to lose weight? The cordless glue gun can be their best friend. Glue the bag of potato chips to the shelf to make them harder to get at. Glue the beer into the refrigerator. Glue the lid down on the whipped cream can, or the top of the cookie jar shut. They'll thank you for helping them control those hunger urges.
Don't forget the family dog. You're top of the food chain; don't tell us you can't have fun fooling an animal with a glue gun. Have hours of fun when you glue Fluffy's chew bone to the floor and watch him try to carry it off and bury it.
And for the family on the go, the cordless battery powered ColdHeat Freestyle in the car has endless uses. Kids taking their seatbelts off and putting themselves at risk? Not a problem! Glue them in safely and securely. If the kids' arms are glued to their sides, you won't have to hear complaints about them touching each other. Tired of hearing the age old question “are we there yet?†Glue them to the hood so they'll be the first to know when you arrive.
The uses are endless. Even though all of these suggestions are absurd and definitely shouldn't be tried, the Freestyle is truly a family friend. From crafts to home repair and remodeling, the ColdHeat Freestyle is the glue gun of choice — cordless, easy to handle — with something for everyone — even Bart Simpson.
