ColdHeat Freestyle Cordless Glue Gun: The Secret to Great Fatherhood
According to an article in The Calgary Sun, the secret to great fatherhood isn’t Oreo pancakes, extra underdogs, or infinite wisdom about baseball and girls.
Rather, it’s an infallible method of positively responding to that resounding child-like cry “Daddy, fix it!” that pervades your every moment of parenthood. According to columnist and father Stephen Lautens, the answer to fool-proof parenting is….a cordless glue gun! I’m going to agree, with one respectful distinction: it’s a ColdHeat Freestyle Cordless Glue Gun.
Like Lautens, I too live in a house of adorably rambunctious children with an insatiable appetite for toys of the Happy Meal variety. Unfortunately, when these two-dollars-a-pop playthings broke, it seemed my children’s hearts weren’t far behind. And in the past, I was powerless to fix either. But taking a cue from Lautens, I picked up a ColdHeat Freestyle Cordless Glue Gun, and now I’m not powerless at all. In fact, I’m my children’s hero.
Now, when my two precious rug rats come to me with their mangled Barbies and amputated tyrannosaurus rexes, all it takes is a few magic touches with the cordless glue gun before it’s Christmas all over again for my little clan.
But unlike the long-suffering father of The Calgary Sun article, I get to perform this magic without the painful glue gun burns that are the occupational hazard of past glue gun models. Not only is the amazing ColdHeat Freestyle glue gun pain-proof, it’s cordless and portable, so now I can extend my parenting magic to family vacations and trips to Grandma’s house, where, let’s face it, my kids are not averse to breaking the occasional porcelain tea cup or Precious Moments figurine. With its clean, even glue job, the ColdHeat cordless glue gun helps me bail my munchkins out before Granny is any the wiser. Forget fatherhood, I am quickly reaching saint-like proportions in my children’s eyes!
Truly though, with its comfortable trigger and controlled glue dispensing, this glue gun is virtually botch-free and definitely puts old Elmer’s to shame.
Best of all, because of the Freestyle cordless glue gun’s quicker cooling time, built-in stand, and lower electrical voltage, I have been able to say goodbye to all those painful glue gun burns of miracles past, while still maintaining my status as father-saint.
Now, instead of exhausting hours of made-up stories about “toy heaven” or running out for that second Happy Meal, I maintain my Parent-of- the-Year status with a father’s greatest secret: A ColdHeat Freestyle Cordless Glue Gun.
Some information taken from The Calgary Sun “Sticky Situations”
